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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:19
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Why do some children hate their parents?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
DC-area pediatrician on CDC urging summer camp operators to screen for measles immunity - WTOP
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
How are you spending your best time?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
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Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)